Wednesday, June 16, 2021

Concours d'Lemons: 1976 AMC Pacer

The Concours d'Lemons is a car show, "Celebrating the oddball, mundane and truly awful of the automotive world."

The Pacer was the last all-new car AMC ever built. It put a lot of money into the project, and although initial sales were strong, it seems everybody who thought it was cool bought one, then they couldn't sell any more. It also got a reputation as a not very well-built car.

So you may look at the Pacer and simply ask, "Why?!" Well, Americans were used to driving big cars, and there was a market in the 70s for small cars that were as wide as big cars and that drove the way big cars did. AMC had used this same idea for the Gremlin.

* This car is done up as a replica of the Mirth Mobile from Wayne's World.
* I've never seen a Pacer on the street in Washington, though I have seen a couple of Gremlins. 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday, June 14, 2021

Concours d'Lemons: 1958 Edsel Villager

The Concours d'Lemons is a car show, "Celebrating the oddball, mundane and truly awful of the automotive world." I've wanted to get an Edsel on this blog for a long time.

The Edsel is widely considered the greatest American product failure of all time. By the time Ford cancelled it in November of 1959 (two years after its launch) the Edsel had lost $350 million, or $3.2 billion on today's dollars. (In dollar terms, GM's Saturn cars were an even bigger failure, but that's a story for another day.)



 

 

 

 

 


The Edsel was not a terrible idea. In the mid-1950s, one out of every four cars sold in a America was one of GM's mid-priced brands: Pontiac, Oldsmobile and Buick. To compete with those cars, Ford had only Mercury, a brand that didn't sell a lot of cars.

What went wrong? Everything.
* The car was not very attractive, and it had a stupid name.
* A lot of executives at Ford never believed in the project and didn't help to make it succeed (these kinds of internal struggles were always a problem with the Detroit automakers).
* Despite the incredible investment, Edsel had no dedicated production lines; the cars were added to assembly lines already making Fords and Mercurys, so the production line workers kept having to change assembly routines while building cars at the same pace. This resulted in poor build quality.
* Whenever Detroit shows off a new car to the press, they make sure the test cars are perfect. That didn't happen with Edsel; some of the test cars fell apart and gave it a bad reputation on day one.
* The US economy went into recession just when the car was launched in late 1957. Car sales plummeted, particularly upscale cars like the Edsel.
* The Edsel was a big, expensive car launched just when buyers were taking their first looks at the Volkswagen and other smaller, more practical vehicles.
* Ford promised the Edsel was going to be a whole new kind of car - something revolutionary. It wasn't. Edsels were just mild variations on the cars Ford was already selling.
* Edsel did however have a lot of gee-whiz, push-button technology. Technology that didn't work right. For example, instead of a shift lever for the transmission, the more expensive Edsels used electro-mechanical buttons in the center of the steering wheel to change gears (see the pic below). This was one of several gimmicky, unnecessary features on the car that proved unreliable.

















Thursday, June 10, 2021

1977 Ford LTD II Station Wagon

When I was a little kid, most families had a wagon like this. Few survived to the 21st century. The "LTD II" was Ford's replacement for the Torino series after 1976. This vehicle is gigantic, but believe it or not, it was built on Ford's "intermediate" platform - smaller than the full-size LTD series. The LTD II wagon was made only for the 1977 model year. Parked just up the street from me in Queen Anne, another Seattle survivor that looks like it just rolled out of the showroom. I love the "shelf" bumpers wide enough to use as a picnic table.














Monday, June 7, 2021

1957 Cadillac Coupe DeVille

The giant slept deeply. In the giant's dream, all the gas stations on Route 66 were open again, and all selling 100-octane premium leaded gasoline. The giant roared down the desert highway to a vanishing point on the western horizon. And the giant dreamed on.

Cadillac's first all-new car since 1948. In 1957 the Caddy 365 V-8 produced a gravel-crushing 400 ft. lbs. of torque.













Friday, June 4, 2021

More Junk from GM: 1984 Pontiac Fiero

General Motors sold a lot of bad products on its long road to eventual bankruptcy, and the Fiero was certainly one of them. Despite being a very profitable company in the 1980s, GM's design philosophy went something like this: Thanks mostly to bloated management bureaucracies, our company's cost to develop new products is ridiculously high. Therefore, to be competitive with the imports, we'll insist that new cars use assemblies and parts from other cars, and in general focus on making cars as cheaply as possible rather than as high quality as possible.

From curbsideclassic.com: "To keep costs down, ...existing components and assemblies were begged and borrowed, like the front suspension straight out of the Chevette."

The engine used was, "the unloved Iron Duke 2.5 four, an engine as agricultural as ever was built in the modern era." "It made all of 92 hp @ 4000 rpm. How’s that for getting the juices flowing?"

"Unfortunately, the Iron Duke brought some serious shortcomings to the Fiero, beyond its modest output and crappy sounds. It leaked oil from the valve cover gasket, which dripped on the exhaust manifold and caused some fires. But the more common reason for a growing rash of fiery Fieros was the result of a mind-bogglingly stupid decision: not enough engine oil capacity."

"It’s a well-known phenomenon that was repeated with so many new GM cars during the non-golden era: lots of PR buildup, fluff advance reviews from well-fed and entertained “journalists”, sales have a great first year (the Citation sold 800k in its first year), and then watch the slow-motion train wreck unfold as the thrill quickly wears off. Engine fires are quite exciting, but even they get old after the first couple of hundred."

Bonus: Ford Ranger pickup from the same era.